Goa Trash is BAAAACK...

A Gr\up Hex will be placed \n Thieves and Miscreants W\rldwide

All \ld Sch\\l G\a Trance Party with the evilest of intenti\ns by the

Yeast Infected Mushr\\m Village Pe\ple \nly mid- t\ late- ‘90s G\a Anthems

Saturday, May 22nd, 2004 d\wnstairs at Karma NYC

10pm-4am FREE

This party is dedicated to Luis Influx of Dreamcatcher who got his laptop ripped off last week. Some portions of any profit from the bar percentage will go to getting him back on his feet. This high res-erected-by-popular-demand Goa Trashed party promises to make any drug induced memories of Ibiza, the Riviera, or even Thailand like so much flotsam and jetsam strung along the beaches of Goa India. Music is strictly mid- to late-90s Goa Trance, which is really just modern progressive house beats mixed with Ravi Shankar sounds done up at 145 BPM. All forms of low life welcome. Anyone caught stealing will be beat up.

Interactive Fun: If you catch any of the DJs playing tracks made after 1998, you can pelt them with rotten fruit (bring your own, not too watery, might fuck up the equipment) And this time Machinelf (pictured) will not get jumped

Art by Equus MC Machinelf is your host and resident warlock. Photo Galleries from last year’s Goa Trash by Ben Light-o-matic at http://lightomatic.com/images/goa_trash and Kamal at http://www.tranceam.org/goatrashguru.pdf

10pm Downtempo by various

11pm Unnamed Goa Trash DJ + DJ Primate (Dreadhead Jason who is getting suspended by hooks at

the DMT event May 29)

1am Icycoil - Always embracing the opportunity to put her vinyl to good use, IcycoiL is excited about busting out her large PsyGoa collection this Saturday, and will make sure to play some classics as well as obscure gems from 'back in the day'. Be prepared to shake your boo-tay as as you're "Sweatin' to the oldies"!

2am Jason (Subtlechaos, UK) Moody bastard dating back to the early 90s

3am Machinelf AKA The Deliverator

Group Hex is a 21+ event; FREE all night. Bring drums, Wear trash bags. Karma is located at 51 1^st avenue between 3^rd and 4^th streets. You can smoke there. Note the party is downstairs. Subways: F to 2^nd avenue, 6 to Bleecker, N/R to 8^th Street

Karma is a sensual, candlelit hookah lounge. The velvet décor, subtle fragrance of incense and deep resonant music are a delight to the senses. The Ambient beats played early in the evening compliment our Happy Hour (everyday 3PM-8PM), and are sure to rejuvenate the soul. For the body, we offer a light array of Indian and Cafe food that is served all night…every night! There are private booths and comfortable couches available for some R&R. Once you’ve relaxed your mind with one of our specialty cocktails, had a taste of India, and put your feet up, you mustn’t forget that Karma is currently the number one place for a ‘puff of the stuff’ (Hookah stuff, that is.) And YES you can smoke here even after the city wide smoking ban since we are exempt as a Tobacco Bar from the smoking law. We have a variety of flavored tobacco that is served in beautiful brass hookahs. If you wanna get down…just follow the signs… to our basement, where Goa Trance is played. Karma is a true mix of East Village diversity in a no attitude space where everyone is welcome.

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Before they were heroes, now we’re gonna send many of these straight to hell or in many cases rebirth as a cockroach… the outcasts, the drug addicts, freaks, dope pushers, wife beaters, torturers, trancespotters, teasers, deviants, dust munchkins, drunks, doxies, demimondes, dipsomaniacs, tarts, DJ groupies, jailbirds, junkies, flunkies, flesh traders, flim flam men, fetishists, lowlifes, lushes, lepers, schleppers, schlemiels, snake oil salesmen, squatters, stalkers, streetwalkers, smokers, cokers, jokers, advertising people, 604 armchair trance heads, adulterers, deserters, drugstore cowboys, dirty old men, dharma bums, drug traffickers, users, losers & abusers, lab techs, lurkers, neuromancers, number runners, ne’er do wells, nincompoops, nymphomaniacs, ninnies, megalomaniacs, madman, mack daddy's, masochists, Mata Haris, "spiritual healer," rotters, trance-gender persons, hole-divers, sneaker pimps, cunts, grannies, grampies, big mommas, big swinging dicks, jammy dodgers, wankers, lunatics, zen masters, fairies, gnomes and other supernatural beings, shoplifters, Goa Constrictors, duct tape fanatics, native gaians, citizens of Tonga (only cause I never get to see many of those), book characters, bridge party people, Indian mafia, cavemen, the broken hearted, Israeli promoters advertising “fake” parties ostensibly thrown by rivals, gypsies. exhibitionists, fiends, flasher, felons, fascists, fences, fun guys, false prophets, Flying Winos, womanizers, weekend warriors, weirdoes, war criminals, witches, Wolf criers, console cowboys, Californicators, cretins, shady arms dealers, sugar daddy's, shameless self promoters, boiler room penny stock peddlers, punters, pickpockets, pool sharks, plagiarists, perverts, pyromaniacs, party girls, party crashers, Pariahs, polluters, presdigitators, prevaricators, vampires, Maharishis, voyeurs, vamps, vandals, vixens, viragos, villains, village idiots, trailer trash, tantrists, tightwads, tricksters, turncoats, two timers, tomboys, trippers, strippers, tipsters, software pirates, simpletons, slobs, snobs, schemers, scofflaws, sissies, scoundrels, social climbers, Goa tourists, swindlers, swingers, sleazoids, scumbags, slavers, slave drivers, sorcerers, speaker thieves, psychos, surreal killers, skinheads, succubi, jackasses, jury riggers, race mixers, rebels, ragamuffins, recidivists, roughnecks, rumourmongers, wetbacks, wizards, warlocks, sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dick heads, dissidents, deserters, highwaymen, headhunters, hijackers, harridans, hooligans, hoods, hecklers, hackers, heros & zeroes, philanderers, forgers, femme fatales, false prophets, floozies, Pharisees, faggots, thugees (Indian cult murderers), thieves, Anjuna assholes, draft dodgers, dime store plastic surgeons, imposters, urchins, idiots, incubi, succubi, sadists, snake charmers, sober sadhus, satyromaniacs, sodomists, psychonauts, slackers, slayers, ravers. robbers, ropers, dopers, ass grabbers, assassins, 24 hour party people, goat ranchers, gangsters, getaway drivers, gambers, gossips, geishas, grifters, growers, grisettes, gun runners, gluttons, Goths, sloths, skeezers, skanks, cranks, cokeheads, cop killers, crooks, quacks, cruisers, idolaters, molesters, masturbators, mercenaries, money men, muggers, market makers, mobsters, murderers, muscle men, mad scientists, mountebanks, motherfuckers, made men, meretrices, minimal progressive pimps, pornographers, parasites, party animals, punks, pennyweighters, pigs, pigeon pluckers, poachers, peddlers, pranksters, princes of darkness, travel ticket con men, gigolos, hydro-courtesans, arsonists, adulterers, Anti-Disestablishmentarianists, assholes, anarchists, "Antipodean international trance hooker trios," hipsters, flipsters, and finger-poppin daddies, those on the take, scams, shams, shoplifters, charlatans, charas dealers, cheaters, chippies, children of dysfunctional alcoholic abusive families, drinkers, traitors, day traders, devil worshippers, lookouts, loonies, Prince Williams’ entourage, ambulance chasers, cattle rustlers, Kleptos, cannibals, cutpurses, cult leaders, call girls, counterfeiters, kept women, convicts, kingpins, communists, card sharks, codependants, cads, orcs, bastards, boors, backpackers, bandits, brigands, bootleggers, boozehounds, box men, bawds, burglars, bums, backstabbers, bikers, buffoons, beggars, bumpkins, bullies, buccaneers, back alley practitioners, bottom boys, beatniks, brothel madams, blasphemers, bookies, bombers, harlots, hippies, whores, whoremongers, hangers-on, hustlers, hashashim, strumpets, psychedelic terrorists, acid visionaries, Anjuna beach bums, burnouts, slum lords, speed freaks, sun starers, rapscallions, rakes, Rainbow Gatherers, rounders, roundheels, racketeers... and the republicans. This party is for you

Genesis of Goa Trance - a special message to the old Goa Trash New York from Goa Gil (father of goa trance, creator of the track you hear playing!)!

AAAaaaauuuUUUUuuummmMMMMM...........

May the Light of Love shine in your Hearts and in your Minds

and May you always walk in Peace... Towards the One !!! .....namaste, gil

This party was co-founded by Machinelf and Lisa Renko (the art director). Lisa has since retired from this circuit but her memory lives on. But dayummmm, she woulda have loved the hex part.