Oh, Drat, 
John Emmanuel and 
those Earthlings 
are at it again... 
Oh, where on Earth 
is the Party?
It's not a party 
without MARVIN THE DJ
and his Audio-Trypto
Resonator  HJ6236!
Turn the 
telescope 
around 
Mother 
Fucker!
There's a party 
    in URANUS 
and everybody's 
    coming!!!!

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>"The spice is life -The spice expands boundaries - The spice is necessary for space travel."

 

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ATTENTION ALL SPACE CADETS: CONGRATULATIONS!  YOU HAVE GRADUATED TO NEURONAUTICS OFFICER! COMMENCEMENT CEREMONY WILL BE ONBOARD THE MOTHER SHIP DOCKED AT

Ready to see the OUTER PLANETS? Join the lost ship.  We've been en route to Alpha Centauri for 300 years to study the solar system (A.C. Project), and having left EARTH before the the discovery of Wormhole Hyperspace Singularity in 2012, we travel at sub light speed and have lost our minds and memories of Earth. 

We have been on the ship for generations and have even forgotten why we are on the Mothership in the first place.  For your edification and amusement Come visit our holographic astral projections projecting in a state of the art replica of the SIBERIA bar in Times Square, circa Y2000, set up in an ore mine in freezing uranus  >>>>sO cOME ON<<<<<

 

>AFTERPARTY RENDEZ-VOUZ in URAnus Ore Mine<

this morning across the street from the spaceport back on EARTH. >>>>>>>>

LIFT TICKET: US$1 Million<Hyperinflationary*Y2112 >,

or US$7 <Greenspan*Y2000>>>>>>>>>>>

FLIGHT TIME: This morning, 7am-noon E.S.T>>>

 Chief Neuronautics Officer>>>>>> Pilot>machinelf at tranceam.org

>gUILD nAVIGATOR: f/x mIKE (rUSSIA)

>COPILOT: Dr. Karl Hussman, Fellow of the Year, Yale,School of Medicine, Radiology

LOCATION:  UNDERGROUND - ACROSS THE STREET FROM WHERE YOU ARE NOW!!!>>>>>>>>>>

It's downstairs in the 1/9 subway station  on the downtown side.  Go across 50th street to the southwest corner of 50th & Broadway.  Go down the stairs past the barber shop to the saloon on your right called SIBERIA.>>>>>>>

Brought to you by machinelf at tranceam.org - the discoverer in 1998 of the the Original Wormhole to MARS 2112 (patent pending)>>>>>>>>>WhydokY2K<<<<<<<

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