Updated 3 years ago
If Middle Earth was “real,”
Hobbits would smoke cannabis and the wilder Tooks would engage in REALLY
special Fungi
Dwarves would mix amphetamines and booze
Elves would eat Fungi and some like Elrond may dabble in purple ergot
mold
Orcs would do crystal and K and PCP; the Uruk Hai would get the best blow
from the City of Corsairs
Trolls would freebase all the orc’s best stashes
Gollum would huff inhalants
The Ringwraiths would all be high on ether
Humans would stick to alcohol, except for the folk/Corsairs of Harad who
would undoubtedly smoke hash and Opium
Ents would BE an ayahuasca ritual, smoke dead branches of each other, and
salvia
Wizards would smoke DMT
… and Sauron would be perpetually on E listening to Sasha and Digweed! “
