Breaking: Fox News to acquire Tiktok in $40 billion deal

Updated 2 years ago

You will now be able to binge Tucker and the gang 24/7!!

Satire. But don’t laugh – it’s not beyond the realm of possibility.
Consider these news items today:

TikTok is going to get acquired soon:
https://nypost.com/2023/03/16/tiktok-in-talks-with-potential-buyers-as-us-presses-for-ban-sources/

Fox will probably lose $1.5 billion. They are currently valued at $16.3 billion. If they lose, they will need to do something pretty serious.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/03/fox-news-looks-likely-to-lose-dominion-voting-systems-case.html

If you think this sounds farfetched, just ask this dude what it’s like to be bought by Fox!

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