Updated 2 years ago
Hakim Bey‘s “Temporary Autonomous Zones” become a bunch of kids facing the DJ with phones overhead.
Arne of Spirallianz critically wounded after drive-by-hippie-bus shooting by Infected Mushroom. (“cheese coast vs. beat coast”)
Simon P. using sample “I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick” on new record
Emcee’s at trance parties. “where da real trancers at? shake that booty!”
Fyre Festival looks pretty good
Psytrance appears in TV commercials
Eternal GoFundMe’s
Bud Light sponsors Boom
JEG confessing in Mushroom interview that he’s really just “into psy- trance for the bitches and the money”
None of the dealers can enter the country, being stuck in Israel
People who contemplate suicide decide to do it at trance parties. Do not succeed.
Poppers/amyl nitrate becomes cool again
Crack and heroin start appearing at the fringes
MDMA gives way to meth
Plants give way to white powders
Real weed gives way to K2
Ketamine gives way to angel dust
Alcohol goes from an occasional microbrew to the main event
Space Tribe: What’s with that tie-dye, are you like some poor hippie or something?
GHB in water bottles let uncapped in random places around party
Other Spiralkind pours a chai tea on the ground “for his dead homie”
MTV and 20/20 take turns filming your local parties, causing lots of frat boys to show up looking for the “cheap acid and the easy fluoro bitches”
Need Paypal account to get in
Trance DJ’s start to scratch
Organizers start getting redpilled and threatening people with ominous murder fantasies and Holocaust jokes
Madonna is comes out with a psy-trance record and wears a bindi on MTV
People start bitching about politics on Facebook
Tickets Available At All Ticketmaster Locations.
Somebody steps on somebody’s toe at a trance party and consequently gets his head blown off
The gropey organizer has to be banned from the women’s showers in the camping area
Websites give way to Myspace which gives way to Tribe which gives way to Facebook <- the long slide into whoredom
Flyers start having to say “no sneakers” and “drugs forbidden”
People are shooting dice in the chill area
DJs and producers start showing up on VH1’s Behind the Music
Space Tribe gear available at your local mall
Trump-supporting used car salesmen start throwing parties
























