Updated 2 years ago
2021: In a dramatic turn of events, a computer virus called WASTID-19, enhanced by AI, wreaks havoc with a 1% chance to completely erase someone’s complete data footprint, and forces people to social media distance. The 1% data mortality is increased for pre-existing conditions, such as having computer obesity (software bloat) or passwords that are “123456” or “password.” Everyone is stuck with real-life flesh and blood social interaction.
The Democrats and liberals cut their Internet cords and attend large raves, churches, and rallies.
The Republicans think it’s a hoax, start playing massive multiplayer online games and going hog wild on Tindr (and Grindr), and all get all their records erased.
But some, seeking to have their credit scores rebooted in an ode to Fight Club, actively try to get infected, hosting sleazy internet chatrooms.
“Dox Me” will become a meme.
The infected try to start endless GoFundMe’s, but they keep getting erased.
It will be particularly hard on Gen Z and Millenials.
Gen X will shrug it off.
Boomers will very hard hit with losing Facebook.
Russia will cannibalize itself into the stone age, except for Siberia, which won’t realize anything changed. Vodka sales will go up, saving Russian economy.
All the companies that went bust in 2020 enjoy a massive resurgence, and vice vera.
To show he is different, Biden will try to prevent people from getting infected, spread the alarms aabout WASTID-19, and encourage people to use LINUX.
And he will be ignored by many Republicans and anti-anti spywareans, because Americans need their Pornhub.
