Updated 2 years ago

when we all decided it was ok to let 20 year old white tech boys be in charge of how we communicate from now on
birth of gawker/when peter thiel killed gawker
Iain’s melted ice cream on the Bake Off
the end of Justice
Fifty Shades of Grey: your mom’s new favorite books that make her feel sexy while romanticizing sadistic billionaires
Y2K, at which point reality split into (at least) two dimensions
The premiere episode of The Apprentice
Kanye to Taylor Swift: I’mma let you finish
Kim K outing Taylor Swiftâs treachery has to be in contention. That was when we entered the upside down.
Thin Chris Pratt
The Gilbert and Sullivan finale from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
whatever it is it surely has something to do with Omarosa
When the Strangers with Candy movie failed
Tupac hologram at Coachella. No question.
When Apple forced the U2 album onto everyone’s phones.
When Popeyes started serving Cajun-style turkeys for Thanksgiving.
Bowie died. He was using his powers to protect us.
The incredibly bad Angry Boomer Speech from Episode 1 of the Newsroom definitely exposed a lot of the mind rot in my Facebook Feed
Sharknado
When the history channel changed from documentaries to weird reality shows
azealia banks getting stuck in elon musk’s house
When they started saying the character of Tony Stark was based on Elon Musk, instead of the other way around.
julian assange pam anderson kind of dating
Left Shark begatting Baby Shark
The white/blue dress incident of 26 February 2015, also known as âSchrodingerâs Dress.â Up until that moment, we were living blissfully ignorant within two parallel realities. Once forced to make a decision, the realities split, and we ended up in the one with the dead cat.
Blurred Lines
Superman killing Zod
Everything went to shit after Alex Trebek shaved his mustache.
Anthony Weiner‘s d*** pics
…from Emily Gould on Twitter
