Updated 1 year ago
Ottomans are still upset about losing WW1 just over a century ago, and consequently, thanks to the Treaty of Versailles, the lands of much of the Middle East: Syria, Lebanon, Palestine, Jordan and Iraq.
They have gone backwards on the promise of Ataturk, and are devolving into apeish tribalism.
Maybe I’m going way too far here, but if all goes tits up we can kick them out of NATO, and Greece can get Constantinople back. Long ago theirs was the lands of the Galatians in the Bible – Celts (Gaul – Gallic). You see how that works? Now we have the Christians AND the white nationalists on our side.
This was a Galatian Celt:
Then, finally, we can make a Turk sandwich and create Kurdistan on the southeast side. The Turks can be sent packing to some Central Asian homeland, but we won’t force them to death march like they did the Armenians. They can keep their fezzes.
Call it the Final Crusade. Mel Gibson can direct the epic. Time to put Opus Dei to something useful rather than flagellating themselves, although that’s pretty funny too.
Trailer: (Deep voice) Come watch our modern-day Justinian take our the trash, and finish the job!
Bosnians and Albanians (and Magyars, while we’re at it, follwing the migratory horde theme) can stay. Chobani, the pinnacle of Turkish culture, still reigns upreme.
