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I am currently supporting a CONUS/OCONUS HUMINT mission for an American Intelligence Agency, I also provide adhoc support to a Special Operations COCOM HQ’d in the United States.
I have ties with the Freemasons, Scotland Yard, the Mossad (they made me wear a beanie), I play World of Warcraft with the head of the Defense Intelligence Agency’s Russian division (I went to college with him – he was a frat, I was a rebel – he told me I can’t ask him about secrets anymore because he then has to file a report but we have had long discussions about Vietnam and FDR), and I also plan to have unprotected anal sex with George Soros at Bohemian Grove as the top. I’ll use lube with fetal amniotic fluid from white virgin babies.
Trump likes my website.
Over the course of this disclosure, if Poe’s Law really works, I will succeed beyond my wildest dreams and will have a fleet of Rolls much bigger than Rajneesh.
Contact me to send me money directly via Google Pay.
Stay tuned.
Your leader,
Agent X
Code name Slippin Jimmy/Threat Level Midnight
Signed on the Dotted Lines.
Add your name to the list as a charter member by completing this form:
Names redacted.
As you can see, we are a sausage party of mostly middle aged white men! We need more bitches for lap dances! So sign up, ladies first! Please note, our army believes in diversity of opinion. You may believe that the earth is flat but like the Jews, or vice versa! Just be nice to each other, as we have major plans.
As a charter member, your first exercise is to point out the fallacies in all the drivel below:
“Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem.”
“More things should not be used than are necessary.”
“Occam’s Razor: The simplest, likeliest explanation is usually the correct one.”
Also see: STEREOTYPES
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. In case you just don’t get it, this is Satire. Grow a brain you dumb fuck. Yeah, you.